What do you sleep with?

so once upon a time there was a boy. he loved basketball so much. he played everyday. at home, at school, at the park, at church, whenever there was a ball and a hoop. He was so excited one day when his parents gave him a basketball. he couldn't put it down. he would eat with it, watch tv with it, and sleep with it. his love for his basketball was unparalleled. he took his basketball with him to college. and even though he was teased for sleeping with it nothing would stop him. until he met her. he loved her so much that one day he realized that he wouldn't be able to sleep with his basketball forever, she would never allow it. and so one day when she came home from work he was wearing it as a hat. no one would or could ever keep him from his basketball.
-nrobbins